Yes, they probably do.
If you ask, you are probably in two situations: you have a body image issue, or they do actually make you look ***. Your instincts are right, good for you.
Assuming you don’t have a body image issue, which would place you in a 3% minority, you may need to face the fact that this particular item of clothing will make you look ***. You may actually be *** and the item of clothing you have chosen would be more suited to someone less ***. If you are ***, that’s fine, you are in the greater majority and many a *** person has gone on to live a long and prosperous life.
Some people would consider Nigella Lawson to be ***, but that is not to say that she is not greatly respected, and I am confident that there would be many a member of the opposite sex who would respect the sh*t out of her given the consensual opportunity. Same could be said for Jack Black.
My point is that there is really only one answer to the question. ‘Who cares?!’
You probably aren’t ***, you have probably just acquired an item of clothing that would be better suited to a different body shape. And there will be hundreds of alternatives that will look smokin’ on your hot frame. Ask your partner, you will probably find that ‘nude’ is a good start. And probably a good finish.
And besides all that, is the point of the dress-up to look nice or skinny? Whether or not the item of clothing makes you look *** may well be beside the point. The item of clothing may indeed not make you look ***, but may leave you looking like an idiot. Hats indoors, sunglasses indoors, shoes in a boat – these items won’t make you look *** but that is the least of your worries.
If a footballer with footballer legs sports a pair of skinny jeans, they won’t make him look fat, not by any stretch, but they will make him look like an idiot, like a white guy with a homie limp.
Everyone wants to look nice but let’s not confuse ‘nice’ with ‘skinny’. And let’s not confuse *** with anything larger than ‘athlete fit’.
Honestly, who knows, you may well be ***. But that’s not to say you aren’t one sexy motherfucker.
